The Advent Calendar

Our best-value bundle ever for 12 days of holiday pleasure adventures.

$1100+ of premium productsMix & match6 toysDaily guidesSolo & couples

limited supplies. orders close Oct 30, delivery by Dec 10 🎄

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Enjoy a curated mix of luxury vibrators, playful kink gear, wellness essentials and connection tools - each paired with daily inspiration to spark new ways of exploring. Thoughtfully designed for people with vulvas (and their partners), every piece is body-safe, elegant, and crafted to excite. With over $1,100 of value for just $400, it’s an indulgence that delivers lasting rewards. 

Explore $1100+ of premium sexual wellness products, building up to a climax!

🎄 Day 1 – The Sync Set. Set the mood for pleasure, with spicy conversation prompts designed by a sex coach to help share your desires and feel closer (RRP $40).

🎄 Day 2 – Water-Based Lube by Bed Intentions. Start off with sensual touch, and set the scene for 12 days of pleasure, with the world’s first microbiome-certified lubricant—skin-loving, body-safe, and oh-so-smooth (RRP $35).


🎄 Day 3 – Bullet Vibrator from Option A. A sleek, powerful bullet vibe to turn things up a notch—tiny but mighty (RRP $80).


🎄 Day 4 – Luxury Blindfold.
Your senses are sharper (and naughtier) when you can’t see what’s coming next, explore sensual touch all over and play with sensation and control. (RRP $30).


🎄 Day 5 – Tingle Balm. Oil based lubricant which doubles as an orgasm-boosting balm for your skin, with natural peppermint, ginger, and cardamom oils for a warming, tingling boost (RRP $48).

🎄 Day 6 – Darcy Internal, G-Spot and External Vibrator. Normal's bestselling double-ended wand, for using internally and externally to explore your whole body - from vulva, clit, nipples and perineum to vaginal and g-spot stimulation (RRP $180).


🎄 Day 7 – Luxury Crop & Tassel (Double-Ended). Play nice… or not so nice. Switch between teasing tassels for gentle touch and a cheeky riding crop for showing them who's boss (RRP $30).

🎄 Day 8 – Quinn Vibrator. Enjoy Normal's bestselling powerhouse vibe Quinn with curves in all the right places, for clit, vulva and whole-body stimulation. Enjoy air stimulation on one end, and vibrations on the other. Smooth, strong, and endlessly versatile (RRP $180).

🎄 Day 9 – Padded Cuffs. Soft, adjustable, and comfy restraints—explore surrender and control with total style (RRP $30).

🎄 Day 10 – Flynn C-Ring Vibrator. A vibrating couples toy built for adventure: sleek, flexibly sized and worn at the base of the penis. Flynn is designed to build and hold stronger erections, while adding clit or anal stimulation during penetration for powerful orgasms (RRP $160).

🎄 Day 11 – Beginner Plug + Remote from Option A. A beginner-friendly plug, complete with remote control - wear it anally or vaginally, and hand over control to a partner (or keep it yourself) while you stimulate multiples erogenous zones for huge pleasure peaks (Option A Small Plug & Remote, designed to pair with your bullet to make a vibrating plug (RRP $80).


🎄 Day 12 - Piper Rabbit Vibrator Finish with a classic showstopper: Normal's bestselling rabbit vibrator Piper, combining internal and clit stimulation for the perfect foreplay, or the main event, blending erogenous zones for explosive orgasms. The ultimate luxury vibrator to wrap up (and unwrap) your 12 days of pleasure (RRP $200).

Why do I need to order by October 30?

We have limited stock available, and our friendly elves need time to collect, pack and send out your sexy calendars in time for early December (so you can enjoy a truly excellent 12 days of Christmas).

Who is this calendar designed for?

This calendar is a great fit for people with vulvas, for solo or coupled use. You can find out in the Spoiler Alert section what's in your calendar, and if anything's not for you, it'll make a great gift for someone in your life!

When & where will it be delivered?

We recommend sending the product to whichever address you will be at on December 10th - but if you want to double-check or change anything as plans are made, just reach out to our friendly customer support team by emailing hey@itsnormal.com.

Does Normal ship outside Australia?

Sadly not for the calendar! But many of our other toys & toy-only bundles are shipped to the US.

Got other questions?

Check out the extended FAQs at the end of this page and our General FAQs. If you still need more information, feel free to email our lovely customer team via hey@itsnormal.com.

  • When to expect it: Your product will be shipped in early December, to arrive by December 10, giving you plenty of time to unwrap 12 days of pleasure over the festive season.


  • Discreet shipping & billing: Orders arrive in unmarked, padded mailer boxes and are billed discreetly as 'Normal Wellness', so you can focus on enjoying the good vibes.


  • Free shipping over $100: All orders over $100 receive free standard shipping within Australia.

SPOILER ALERT

Explore what's coming (besides you!)

6 iconic vibes

Explore a range of versatile icons, including bullet, g-spot, clit, c-ring, rabbit and beginner plug vibes.

3 kinky moments

Add a touch of intrigue with three luxe bondage items, crafted in vegan leather and silk. The Blindfold heightens every sensation, while Crop + Tassel lets you tease or take control, and padded Cuffs complete the set.

Conversation cards

Designed by a sex coach, these spicy conversation prompts spark curiosity, connection, and fun. A playful way to share desires and set the mood.

Luxurious lube

The world’s first microbiome-certified lubricant—skin-loving, body-safe, and silky smooth. With prebiotics and antioxidants, it’s wellness and pleasure in one.

Tingle balm

An award-winning, zero-waste oil-based balm made with peppermint, ginger, and cardamom for warming, tingling sensations. Elevates touch, naturally.

Subtle storage

A chic gift box you’ll actually want to keep. Luxurious, sturdy, and discreet - perfect for bedside or gifting.

6 iconic vibes
3 kinky moments
Conversation cards
Luxurious lube
Tingle balm
Subtle storage

FAQs

Everything you need to know

Explore $1100+ of premium sexual wellness products, building up to a climax!

Day 1 – The Sync Set. Set the mood for pleasure, with spicy conversation prompts designed by a sex coach to help share your desires and feel closer (RRP $40).

Day 2 – Water-Based Lube by Bed Intentions. Start off with sensual touch, and set the scene for 12 days of pleasure, with the world’s first microbiome-certified lubricant—skin-loving, body-safe, and oh-so-smooth (RRP $35).


Day 3 – Bullet Vibrator from Option A. A sleek, powerful bullet vibe to turn things up a notch—tiny but mighty (RRP $80).


Day 4 – Luxury Blindfold from The Kink Kit.
Your senses are sharper (and naughtier) when you can’t see what’s coming next, explore sensual touch all over and play with sensation and control. (RRP $30).


Day 5 – Tingle Balm. Oil based lubricant which doubles as an orgasm-boosting balm for your skin, with natural peppermint, ginger, and cardamom oils for a warming, tingling boost (RRP $48).

Day 6 – Darcy Internal, G-Spot and External Vibrator. Normal's bestselling double-ended wand, for using internally and externally to explore your whole body - from vulva, clit, nipples and perineum to vaginal and g-spot stimulation (RRP $180).


Day 7 – Luxury Crop & Tassel (Double-Ended) from The Kink Kit. Play nice… or not so nice. Switch between teasing tassels for gentle touch and a cheeky riding crop for showing them who's boss (RRP $30).

Day 8 – Quinn Vibrator. Enjoy Normal's bestselling powerhouse vibe Quinn with curves in all the right places, for clit, vulva and whole-body stimulation. Enjoy air stimulation on one end, and vibrations on the other. Smooth, strong, and endlessly versatile (RRP $180).

Day 9 – Padded Cuffs From The Kink Kit. Soft, adjustable, and comfy restraints—explore surrender and control with total style (RRP $30).

Day 10 – Flynn C-Ring Vibrator. A vibrating couples toy built for adventure: sleek, flexibly sized and worn at the base of the penis. Flynn is designed to build and hold stronger erections, while adding clit or anal stimulation during penetration for powerful orgasms (RRP $160).

Day 11 – Beginner Plug + Remote from Option A. A beginner-friendly plug, complete with remote control - wear it anally or vaginally, and hand over control to a partner (or keep it yourself) while you stimulate multiples erogenous zones for huge pleasure peaks (Option A Small Plug & Remote, designed to pair with your bullet to make a vibrating plug (RRP $80).

Day 12 - Piper Rabbit Vibrator Finish with a classic showstopper: Normal's bestselling rabbit vibrator Piper, combining internal and clit stimulation for the perfect foreplay, or the main event, blending erogenous zones for explosive orgasms. The ultimate luxury vibrator to wrap up (and unwrap) your 12 days of pleasure (RRP $200).

Yes. Packaging, billing, and shipping are 100% discreet. The box itself is a luxe, keepsake design that looks like a high-end gift, not a sex toy bundle.

This calendar is a great fit for people with vulvas, for solo or coupled use. You can find out in the FAQs section what's in your calendar, and if anything's not for you, it'll make a great gift for someone in your life!

Absolutely. Each day comes with a QR code linking to sex-coach-guided tips, ideas, and inspiration—so you can explore with confidence and ease.

Cleaning your vibe is a must every time you use it (you can use warm soapy water, or a cleaning spray like ours, or both!).

If you'd like to add a Normal cleaning spray, just add it here.

If you're already well-supplied, no stress!

We have limited stock available, and our friendly elves need time to collect, pack and send out your sexy calendars in time for early December (so you can enjoy a truly excellent 12 days of Christmas).

No. Pre-orders close October 30th (or earlier if it sells out). Units ship the first week of December, in time for holiday countdowns.

We recommend sending the product to whichever address you will be at on December 10th - but if you want to double-check or change anything as plans are made, just reach out to our friendly customer support team by emailing hey@itsnormal.com.

Check out our general FAQs page - and if you can't find what you need, send an email to our friendly customer support team via hey@itsnormal.com.